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Wednesday, 13 February 2013

WHO NEEDS VALENTINE'S DAY?
 
 
 
 




The above question cum title is rhetoric. And if you don't understand, I implore you to please read this love story that is worth telling this season and any other season:


A very poor man lived with his wife.

One day, his wife, who had very long hair, asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well-groomed.

The man felt very sorry and said no. He explained that he did not even have enough money to fix the strap of his watch he had just broken.

She did not insist on her request.

The man went to work and passed by a watch shop, sold his damaged watch at a low price and went to buy a comb for his wife.

He came home in the evening with the comb in his hand ready to give to his wife.

He was surprised when he saw his wife with a very short hair cut.

She had sold her hair and was holding a new watch band.

Tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes, not for the futility of their actions, but for the reciprocity of their love.


If my guess is right, the story did not take place on Valentine's Day.  So, I get to repeat: "WHO NEEDS VALENTINE'S DAY" to live, love and be loved?

But just in case you still don't get it, not to worry. I still wish you a very, very...


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(The love story was Submitted by Diokpa Nsaka Joshua on my  facebook wall and Culled from Wedding Digest Nigeria)










 
 
 


 


Friday, 8 February 2013



 
 
A NEIGHBOR IN THE HOOD
Part 3
continued from blog post of February 1, 2013



 
 
 
 
 
This hand belonged to the man that enquired about the plagued man’s bus-stop.  The same and only guy that bothered to aid the burden-bearer heap the half paralyzed man to a seat in the bus.

 
 
 

One man bore the burden of taking the half paralyzed man to the bus while another man would bear the plagued man’s burden to disembark from the bus.

 
 

It was a struggle that was somehow heart-lifting to watch.  With care in the helper’s voice instructing the plagued man how to move, the herculean task of moving a half-paralyzed elderly man from the bus to the bus-stop shelter was successfully concluded with him seated on the elevated passengers’ walkway. 

 


The bus conductor called out to the plagued man’s helper thinking that all he wanted to do was just help the plagued man disembark and then continue with the bus.  But the helper remained by the plagued man’s side as the bus drove off. 


 
 

The neighborly passenger would ask the plagued man about his destination and who could be contacted.  The plagued man just could not handle the process of putting thoughts to words as in the middle of providing these details he lost his ability to speak.  Then concerned passengers at the bus-stop waiting for their ride would encourage the helper to search the plagued man for a phone which he found.  And he would further search the bag on the plagued man for an identity which he also found and noted that the plagued man’s name is Sunday.

 
 


Sunday, plagued with paralysis to the left part of his body, the brain inclusive, the front side of his flowing native dress drenched with spittle from continual drooling, was fortunate enough to regain his ability to speak and call out a name that would be found on the phone for his helper to call.     

 
 


The call was made by his helper and he later communicated to other concerned passenger that help was on the way.  And before help would come, the helper had gone to a close-by shop, bought a white handkerchief with which he cleaned up the drooling from Sunday as if to make him presentable for the person coming for him. 





When Sunday’s cavalry would arrive, the helper, the neighborly passenger, confirming that they were Sunday’s relative, would not even wait to give his name or accept a “thank you” from them. 

 


He just hurried away from the scene as if he was not supposed to be there, as if he was just a neighbor in the hood that had to badly be somewhere else.    



 

Was it a coincidence that someone not related to a man in such a bad condition would be so helpful in the form a neighborly passenger?

 



Don’t look to me for an answer because I am just a storyteller telling what was witnessed with the hope that whoever reads this would ask just one simple question: “can I ever muster the will and grace to be a neighbor in the hood?”
 
 

Monday, 4 February 2013


AFCON 2013:
"EAGLES WEY DEY CHOP ELEPHANT!"

 

Yesterday, Sunday third of February 2013 in South Africa, I witnessed firsthand how to prepare ELEPHANT PEPPER SOUP!  It was an appetizer for soccer loving Nigerians that have hungered to see their chef, the SUPER EAGLES, whip up something so enticing that the distance between South Africa and Nigeria could not stop them from savoring.




There were those of us, myself, chief among them, who had believed that the only meal available on the menu was SUPER FRIED CHICKEN.  But, behold it was proven in the kitchen of a South African stadium that the elephants are bad cooks.  It takes the eagle eye precision of a chef like Emmanuel Emenike to strike an elephant down and the dexterous display of another eagle like Sunday Mba to garnish the thick skinned elephants for a sumptuous meal .








The super eagles along with soccer loving Nigerians in their number had a feast of ELEPHANT PEPPER SOUP!  We ate our full like we had not done since Atlanta 1996. 





In the fullness of the feasting, mouth oiled with delicious elephant meat, I still could not help but harbor some worry.  And it comes in the form of a caution.  For everything that has some advantages, there is a disadvantage.  In other words, I pray that the feasting of our eagles on a meal as gigantic as elephants would not cause their belly to rumble with constipation that would weigh them down to fumble on their remaining flights to lift the long elusive prestigious Africa Cup of Nations trophy!     




What next do we have on our menu come Wednesday?  We’ll let our Super Eagles decide!




Until then, with the taste of elephant pepper soup still fresh on our taste glands and diluted with the dark rum only served at the table of elders, I cannot help but shout UP SUPER EAGLES! 
 
 







 
"A NEIGHBOR IN THE HOOD" ...part 3 (read the concluding part of a true story on Friday 8th)

Friday, 1 February 2013

A NEIGHBOR IN THE HOOD
...part 2
A true story
 
 


Sorry for keeping you guys in suspense for a while now.  “E no easy o!” I mean rising early to prepare for work; beating traffic to go to work; tackling the hassles that goes with work; beating traffic returning from work and in all of that your head keeps telling you, “you still got work to do on your blog!”  I swear “e no easy o”!

 

Now on to my story:

 






And so, the plague of a man, still drooling at interval even while seated commuted in a bus full of people that distanced themselves from the lonely world of a man half paralyzed.

 

The witness observed that a while into the journey the passenger that aided the “burden-bearer” called out to the conductor to know whether she was aware of the plagued man’s bus-stop, to which the conductor said yes.




As assuring as the answer might be, the witness wondered how someone in this man’s condition was going to cover the so short a distance of alighting from the bus and reaching the shelter of the bus terminal not to talk of reaching his final destination.





 


On getting to the plagued man’s bus-stop, those blessed with the full machination of body movement were quickly jostling over who would be first to alight.  And as crazy as the Lagos public bus scenario goes even the conductor forgot that the plagued man was supposed to alight. 

 

Yet in that small moment of the ugly side of Lagos, where no one is suppose to care about that lump of human on the way because life is full of individual troubles for one to add a financially unprofitable burden to...

 

…that small moment of those moments so aptly described by Phil Collins where we all just walk by, not looking back and start to whistle as we cross the street...   

 
 
 
 

…from the ashes of that ugly moment came a hand that would rest on the shoulder of the plagued man, whose front side was well bathed in spittle from his constant drooling. 
 
 

 

And just when I thought I was going to finish this story, I just realized that I am out of space and time.

 

Do join me and let’s finish this next week!

And of course...!