TOP SECRET: NEW TERMINATOR MACHINES!

Reliable sources have just revealed that new terminator machines have just passed the final testing stages of production.  These terminators are to be secretly deployed come tomorrow, Tuesday, 30th April and Wednesday, 1st of May 2013 at 19:45 GMT on both days . 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These new productions, as reliably revealed, were secretly initiated and hurriedly finalized in other to make them available as replacements for their current human clones that malfunctioned at recent highly classified missions.

 

For those of you travelling to Europe, BEWARE! for the location of deployment of these machines is SPAIN!  And their primary targets are GERMANS in Red jerseys and yellow and black jerseys. 

 

As confirmation of how reliable this source of information is, it was gathered that the code names for these terminator machines are: CR7 and M10.  

 

Scroll down for spy photos of these new and deadly machines!  

 

 

  

TERMINATOR CR7 MODEL 2013

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TERMINATOR M10 MODEL 2013

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

UEFA beware!

 

SURVEILLANCE REPORT ON AN ASSASSIN

second edition

 

The assassin called ROBIN VAN PERSIE a.k.a. VAN PEPPER

 

 

Full name Robin van Persie Date of birth 6 August 1983 (age 29) Place of birth Rotterdam, Netherlands Height 1.86 m (6 ft 1 in) Playing Position Striker Current Club - Manchester United a.k.a. Red Devils Jersey number - 20 Nationality - Dutch   Club History         Club Season League Cup League Cup Europe Other Total Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Feyenoord 2001–02 10 0 0 0 – 7 0 – 17 0 2002–03 23 9 3 7 – 2 0 – 28 16 2003–04 28 6 2 0 – 3 0 – 33 6 Total 61 15 5 7 – 12 0 – 78 22 Arsenal 2004–05 26 5 5 3 3 1 6 1 1 0 41 10 2005–06 24 5 2 0 4 4 7 2 1 0 38 11 2006–07 22 11 1 0 0 0 8 2 – 31 13 2007–08 15 7 0 0 1 0 7 2 – 23 9 2008–09 28 11 6 4 0 0 10 5 – 44 20 2009–10 16 9 0 0 0 0 3 1 – 19 10 2010–11 25 18 2 1 3 1 3 2 – 33 22 2011–12 38 30 2 2 0 0 8 5 – 48 37 Total 194 96 18 10 11 6 52 20 2 0 277 132 Manchester United 2012–13 32 20 4 1 0 0 6 3 – 42 24 Total 32 20 4 1 0 0 6 3 – 42 24 Career total 284 130 27 18 11 6 70 23 2 0 396 177 Statistics accurate as of match played 14 April 2013 National team statistics Netherlands national team Year Apps Goals 2005 6 1 2006 11 6 2007 4 0 2008 10 5 2009 10 2 2010 11 5 2011 9 6 2012 10 6 2013 3 3 Total 74 34 Statistics accurate as of match played 26 March 2013 OTHER RELEVANT INFORMATION Van Persie finished top goal-scorer in the Premier League with 30 goals, and became Arsenal's 8th all-time top scorer with 132 goals in the 2011/12 EPL season. As at the time of submitting this report (2200 hr GMT: 22 April 2013), he took down Aston Villa Football Club with three deadly strikes.

 

	SURVEILLANCE OFFICER'S REMARK:

Robin Van Persie is the very reason why the "Red Devils" should be crowned champions the 20th time in the English Premier League before the end of the 2012/13 season.

 

And whether Suarez "the vampire" likes it or not, this marks-man owns the highest goal scorer's accolade for the 2012/13 season.

REPORT AS SUBMITTED BY A CHELSEA FAN!       Off the record: Suarez should have known that chelsea players and fans are blue-blooded!

*Information courtesy WIKIPEDIA