alexzanda's o.p.i.: SURVEILLANCE REPORT ON AN ASSASSIN

second edition

The assassin called

ROBIN VAN PERSIE a.k.a. VAN PEPPER

Full name	Robin van Persie
Date of birth	6 August 1983 (age 29)
Place of birth	Rotterdam, Netherlands
Height	1.86 m (6 ft 1 in)
Playing Position	Striker

Current Club - Manchester United a.k.a. Red Devils

Jersey number - 20

Nationality - Dutch

Club History

Club	Season	League		Cup		League Cup		Europe		Other		Total
Club	Season	Apps	Goals	Apps	Goals	Apps	Goals	Apps	Goals	Apps	Goals	Apps	Goals
Feyenoord	2001–02	10	0	0	0	–		7	0	–		17	0
	2002–03	23	9	3	7	–		2	0	–		28	16
	2003–04	28	6	2	0	–		3	0	–		33	6
	Total	61	15	5	7	–		12	0	–		78	22
Arsenal	2004–05	26	5	5	3	3	1	6	1	1	0	41	10
	2005–06	24	5	2	0	4	4	7	2	1	0	38	11
	2006–07	22	11	1	0	0	0	8	2	–		31	13
	2007–08	15	7	0	0	1	0	7	2	–		23	9
	2008–09	28	11	6	4	0	0	10	5	–		44	20
	2009–10	16	9	0	0	0	0	3	1	–		19	10
	2010–11	25	18	2	1	3	1	3	2	–		33	22
	2011–12	38	30	2	2	0	0	8	5	–		48	37
	Total	194	96	18	10	11	6	52	20	2	0	277	132
Manchester United	2012–13	32	20	4	1	0	0	6	3	–		42	24
Manchester United	Total	32	20	4	1	0	0	6	3	–		42	24
Career total		284	130	27	18	11	6	70	23	2	0	396	177

Statistics accurate as of match played 14 April 2013

National team statistics

Netherlands national team
Year	Apps	Goals
2005	6	1
2006	11	6
2007	4	0
2008	10	5
2009	10	2
2010	11	5
2011	9	6
2012	10	6
2013	3	3
Total	74	34

Statistics accurate as of match played 26 March 2013

OTHER RELEVANT INFORMATION

Van Persie finished top goal-scorer in the Premier League
with 30 goals, and became Arsenal's 8th all-time top scorer
with 132 goals in the 2011/12 EPL season.

As at the time of submitting this report (2200 hr GMT: 22 April 2013),
he took down Aston Villa Football Club with three deadly strikes.