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MY FACEBOOK COLLECTION 1

 

Everyone agrees that the reign of applications like facebook do come with its dislikes.

And I do very much know that no one would argue that it does not bear its own blessings. 

To me, one of such blessings is my "for the fun of it" collection.  I once looked at the postings on my facebook wall and laughed myself to bouts of coughing.  Sometimes the postings are so thought inspiring, I just felt I have to share. 

So, here I am to share.

This compilation is from someone truly gifted with thought.  Whether or not they are his words, I can't say.  But what I do know is that he is good at knowing how to use them.  

People, I present to you postings from, remember the name: EASYJIMMY

1.FASTEST FINGER FIRST...

(everyone grab your phone and send your answer)

Which of these is d fastest means of spreading information?

 (a)television

(b)telephone

(c)tell a woman

(d)facebook                     

2.GIRLFRIEND, BOYFRIEND

Girlfriend Called her Boyfriend

GF: Honey where are you?

BF: I'm at the bank.

GF: Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

BF: Sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish???.

3.TIPS ON HOW TO LIVE

Do what makes you happy...

Be with who makes you smile...

Laugh as much as you breath...

And love as long as you live!

4. THREE THINGS

Trust the one who can see these 3 things in you:

Sorrow behind your smile,

Love behind your anger, and

Meaning behind your silence.

5.PUSH THE DOOR

If you ever feel in life that all doors are closed, Remember these words: "A closed door is not always locked so, give it a push, at least."

There will be more!